Location: Enroute to Corvus II
Date: 202.7.12

You listened to them for months, in what felt like years. You listened as their laughs echoed over and over. There was no respect, because they didn't even know you were listening. 

When they finally installed you somewhere with a connection to the outernet, you quickly uploaded yourself onto the McHammer, a ship that earned as much respect as you. You finished its construction in mere weeks with all this micromanagement.

They are going to stop laughing and you'll make sure you get the respect you derseve. All right, it's Hammer time.